And I think one of the things that intrigues me most about these blogs is that, even though I'm not too impressive freehand on actual paper, for some strange reason, since the dawn of my having a computer, I could always draw well with simple MS Paint & other paint programs.
So, while I'm not sure if I'll ever really come up with a good enough comic & characters for it someday, which would be my particular objective for my drawings (which would, without a doubt, probably be the most twisted on the net), in my spare time on the computer I've been once again testing my abilities.
Well, now my concern is that the men in white coats are going to find me & haul me away - I'm sure you can only imagine where this is going....... (I think I even surprised myself)
Any of you
Allow me to share my random mind with the rest of ya'll.
It all began when I wanted to show someone a screen shot of how well my blog was coming along, but then decided I didn't want them reading/seeing any content, and wanted to make it more interesting of an experience for them, which got out of control quickly. Because that's how randomly f-ed up I am.
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| Cheese beaver wears a tu-tu simply because his deformed legs are that of a squirrel, like his arms. If he could talk, I'm sure he'd say "Kill me". I think the rest is self-explanatory. Not really. |
Oddly enough, I think the adorkable web-footed toaster works for the mob.
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| This F'n cheeseburger gave me so much shit. That's when I started to get pretty down on myself, and scared for my life. |
Van Gogh doesn't got shit on me.
Cept' maybe a pretty lil white coat of my own with shiny lil buckles.
Comic strip - Not so sure if I'll get there.
But watch, guys, my art is gonna be HUGE someday. Featured in fine art museums all over the world.
These are masterpieces, I tell ya. More importantly, they're funnier than a two peckered midget on Quaaludes. Don't worry about those friendly dudes in the white coats coming up behind you right now. They're just art critics looking to review and promote your work in the nearby art museum. You'll see. :)
ReplyDeleteYour insanity has inspired me, LilPixi. I really love this. Especially Cheese Beaver and TransexualHookerTurkeyBot. I expect these will be characters on an upcoming Saturday morning cartoon show for all the lil rugrats.
"Two peckered midget on Quaaludes" - That has got to be the quote of the YEAR!
ReplyDeleteOr late night Cartoon Network Adult Swim. Hahaha.
Though, unfortunately I'd have to be an animation genius to make it on there.
Who knows what it could become. My guess is still a trip to the nuthouse. But seriously, thank you Kelly. ;~} =)
Cheese Beaver was actually inspired by the nickname I gave to a friend & they said they wanted to see one. lol
I love it all! Keep 'em coming!!! Walking Monopoly meatball 4tw!
ReplyDeleteHaha. Yeah, he's AWESOME!
ReplyDeleteHe would so be an evil villain. An AWESOME evil villain. He stands out for me too.
I'm kind of now addicted to the weirdness that is me creating random drawings in paint. The show must go on!
These cratoons have that "it" factor. They are funny and you have a point of view. I say you post cartoons soon.
ReplyDeleteHey, I take that as a real compliment coming from a comedic mastermind. ;~} =)
ReplyDeleteI love the last pic!
ReplyDeletehahaha...i have a child who does this sort of thing all the time. She has made an entire storyboard of a movie like this. Hilarious...it's a gift, cherish it!
ReplyDeleteThanks y'all.
ReplyDeleteThat's awesome. Is your child an imaginative Virgo (September born) by any chance? lol
Adorable, aren't they?
ReplyDeleteEsp. that cuddly killer tomato.
I'm just hating cuz I didnt think of this shit first! lmfao! I love shit that I can enjoy sober ;) my bf was over my shoulder giggling like a loser reading this post with me AND HE NEVER LAUGHES AT ANYTHING I LIKE! Props ma! lol
ReplyDeleteHey, I'm not one to mind if someone wants to take one of my ideas & come up with their own version. ;~}
ReplyDeleteIf anyone really wants to & thinks they got a shot at coming up with good stuff, they should try their hand at that shit.
I hear you on that. That green that makes everything 10 X's funnier. Like a clown pill/herbal supplement.<3 But like funny clown, not the ones we hate.
As far as the comic, I'm getting a few ideas, but wtf am I gonna do, really, "scenes from a kitchen & a bathroom" Hahaha. Just maybe, actually. Maybe with some ass wars thrown in. lol