But you can have so much fun with just the imagination here.
GENITAL TATTOOS. WHY?!
It's crazy, it's almost unfathomable, but good enough for me, something about it is funny as hell.
A million & one ideas. Or at least 5-10 if we're good. A million & one is just more fun to say.
- A genuine skin flute, flute holes n' all, with a diagram of where to blow.
- A hot dog with the bun, ketchup & mustard squigglies
- A Dirty Harry handgun with the trigger at the shaft.
- A shark carrying a peach torpedo.
- Half peeled banana. "Banana split surprise"
- A Mr. Potato Head (Groucho glasses, however, don't suffice. That's lame.)
- And if you wanna skip the genital mutilation, but still make it stand out, guys. You could always get your favorite set of eyes tattooed on each underside of your happy trail, and pretend your dong's his nose.
They're just plain old hard to come up with for vagina's. The subliminal message here is hard for vagina's.
Vagina's are weird, and they rock, but they don't wave through the air at you like a.......Wait, there it is.
A viking hat, with the braids, and the beard, or the boobs, or the bearded lady.
Point is, you can't tattoo these things on a vagina, but they'd look great, or just outright hilarious on a penis.
Craziest two words in the English fuckin' language.
