I'll say it again. I know I've intended to take on a new way of linking & passing on awards under my f'n flair page.
I started this when I received the same one for the second time so you wouldn't have to see me go through all the motions again & just come here to get your entertaining read on (As much of a huge honor it was to receive it from the person I did), but I find myself unable to let something I consider as prestigious as this honor & brand new award slip under the radar.
Do you have a blogging soul mate out there (Someone who just gets the way your mind works)? Maybe a few?
And maybe it took you a while to find em'. I feel lucky to have found mine pretty quickly.
Don't let the name fool you, brilliant as I think it is.
Kelly is not some knife wielding clown who wants to sell your organs on the carnival black market.
He is a joker, a radical thinker, an exceptionally kind soul, exceptionally wise soul, and an incredibly talented & imaginative, untamed writer of both fact & fiction.
Kelly has the unique ability to see the world around us with the naked, unpolished eye.
The true freaks, the conformists, society for what it is today, things a lot of people sadly seem to ignore these days. "Where the hell are we going, and why is the world as effed up as it is?"
Shit we shouldn't be ignoring. And all this relevance combined with humor so well written, I always have a rosy glow from laughing so hard after a visit to his blog.
And he has just recently created & bestowed upon me his new award for Originality.
How awesome is that?!
The rules are as follows......
First- Copy, paste and display these rules and this award upon your blog, if you so desire.
Second- Give this award to anyone who exemplifies originality, in some way, in their blog.
Third and Three Quarters- Answer this most important question: Ketchup or Pygmies?
Fourth- Write an original thought (or something that seems like a rare idea) or display a photo for everyone to stare at, in awe, that will cause the peeps to fall down upon their knees and smile with tears of profound realization. Or just say the first thing that comes to mind.
Fifth- Give a link to the one who bestowed the award to you. No, I don't mean a savory sausage link. That's the image I just saw in your mind. Amazing, yes?
As for passing this on, there is definitely a blogger who immediately came to mind.
Anyone here who has been to her blog knows what I'm talking about.
Thundercat832 of Colorful Rants of A Fed Up Sista
Now anyone who may be unfamiliar with this blog may be thinking "But Pixi, many people rant, many blog about their life, and occasionally life in general."
Maybe. But nobody is as fucking awesome sauce & engages their readers in such a way that I've seen.
Talk about sinking your teeth into a blog. She wants your opinions, she wants your experiences, and she is so wise & so good to everyone who crosses her path. She responds to every single commenter with genuine focus on what they're saying. She is verbally shameless (<3) & hilarious, and if there were anymore to love about this girl & her blog, my head would explode!!
For the love of god, check these two bloggers out!!
Time for Three & Three Quarters -
Answer this most important question: Ketchup or Pygmies?
I could quote where you gave the answer on Facebook, but that would be the easy way out, wouldn't it?
Obviously I'm going to go with lil hunting dwarfs who live in the forest over something made from tomtaoes with a spoogey consistency.
Fourth- Write an original thought (or something that seems like a rare idea) or display a photo for everyone to stare at, in awe, that will cause the peeps to fall down upon their knees and smile with tears of profound realization. Or just say the first thing that comes to mind.
I'm gonna do you one better, my good friend-Tackle all three.
You mean like camera lenses behind the eyeballs by 2030, or windshield wipers for spectacles?
Which turns out is completely unoriginal...
As for "a photo for everyone to stare at, in awe, that will cause the peeps to fall down upon their knees and smile with tears of profound realization"
Realize THIS...
I just blew your mind.
Or completely disabled it.
(Oh, I'm good!)
Sorry you're not smiling (I can see you), but probably just listening to your brain fizzle out.
The realization is "The strung-out naked man gets the early breakfast" or some shit like that.
I really haven't had sufficient sleep.
As for the tears, you should be crying from the realization that there's no goddamn bacon coming up over the horizon.
And the first thing that comes to mind - Trees. With wild pubes. Don't ask. I won't be able to tell you because I have no idea why.
I really don't become human until around noon.
That's why I almost forgot the link.
And now that I'm unsure if what kind of link that refers to; a blog, something the recipient enjoys, some good porn..
So I'm going to pull a random rabbit out of my asshat for this one...
So much love & farts.
