Or Ben Franklin dying in an electrical fire.
The inventor of the condom contracting HIV.
Showing posts with label The End of the World and Shit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The End of the World and Shit. Show all posts
Monday, September 27, 2010
Oh, the Irony!
It's like Nikolaus Otto being the first person to get hit by a car.
Or Ben Franklin dying in an electrical fire.
The inventor of the condom contracting HIV.
Or Ben Franklin dying in an electrical fire.
The inventor of the condom contracting HIV.
Monday, September 13, 2010
Theories of Evolution
No, this is not a post on how we came to be. Better yet it's on wtf we are to become........
George Jetson, flying cars, contraptions that feed, bathe & molest your dog all in one.....Could it be?
I was once a skeptic on such a whacked out, robotic-like, 80's coming back in the WRONG way (Actually meaning it's just wrong for them to come back at all) type of future society, but the more I think about it, the more I'm shit scared of these floating neon rings & things.
(And what will the goddamn music be like?)
Sometimes it feels almost as if we've reached the pinnacle of technological advances, or rather that we don't have much further to go till we've reached the sky, but even just a short walk through history will prove that limit is infinite, way beyond the skyline when you see how far we've come.
You laugh at those poor bastards who were big in 2000, listening to The Verve in their Jnco jeans, don't you?
(Even if you were one, you're laughing) And how they were laughing at those clowns in Z Cavariccis & high tops, after those foot loose, plastic covered, Cocaine freaks whippin' it to Devo. Back to Saturday Night Fever 70's & the hippies before them they were laughing at for not breathing cocaine & having terrible taste. The soda shop, high school hop, knocked up in the back of a 57 Chevy era. Swingin' fuckin' 1940's, hello Hitler, Wtf happened here.
My great grandma was born in 1907. They had no car. but she had a horse.
"Why don't you get on your fn horse, go to the office & fax this over for me." Sounds good nowadays.
I'm just glad she wasn't here.
SEE, what fuckin' went on before people had the internet to cure their boredom.
Technology in general. Bet you the whole thing started because some mofo couldn't call up another mofo over a misunderstanding, so the other mofo got pissed & was like "Fine, I'm just gonna fuckin' blow em' up now." Therefore, it's no doubt evolution has done much in the way of good. But what is "good" as we know it these days? We could all give ourselves goddamn brain cancer for all we know, blow ourselves up in the long run, before the science of nature even gets to us...
(Or is it the nature of science? Either way, it's one of them that's gonna say it's time to go)
I think my point here is I see things getting too strange too fast, and at the same time on the way to achieving what only seemed the wildest dreams to previous generations (all part of that strangeness). Thus, my conclusion is that we walk blindly into this headset hooked, GPS fiber-optic dog future, yet advancing at an amazingly rapid rate too fast to even keep up with.....
So wtf are the clowns ten years from now, laughing at the "in-advanced" way we're living in the present going to be/look like? And who was the asshole to run out in leggings, giant plastic jewelry & neon plastic sunglasses with a fn zebra purse like "OMG, you guys, we gotta bring this shit back!"
And who were the idiots to follow? If all your friends had sex with goats, would you?
George Jetson, flying cars, contraptions that feed, bathe & molest your dog all in one.....Could it be?
I was once a skeptic on such a whacked out, robotic-like, 80's coming back in the WRONG way (Actually meaning it's just wrong for them to come back at all) type of future society, but the more I think about it, the more I'm shit scared of these floating neon rings & things.
(And what will the goddamn music be like?)
Sometimes it feels almost as if we've reached the pinnacle of technological advances, or rather that we don't have much further to go till we've reached the sky, but even just a short walk through history will prove that limit is infinite, way beyond the skyline when you see how far we've come.
You laugh at those poor bastards who were big in 2000, listening to The Verve in their Jnco jeans, don't you?
(Even if you were one, you're laughing) And how they were laughing at those clowns in Z Cavariccis & high tops, after those foot loose, plastic covered, Cocaine freaks whippin' it to Devo. Back to Saturday Night Fever 70's & the hippies before them they were laughing at for not breathing cocaine & having terrible taste. The soda shop, high school hop, knocked up in the back of a 57 Chevy era. Swingin' fuckin' 1940's, hello Hitler, Wtf happened here.
My great grandma was born in 1907. They had no car. but she had a horse.
"Why don't you get on your fn horse, go to the office & fax this over for me." Sounds good nowadays.
I'm just glad she wasn't here.
Technology in general. Bet you the whole thing started because some mofo couldn't call up another mofo over a misunderstanding, so the other mofo got pissed & was like "Fine, I'm just gonna fuckin' blow em' up now." Therefore, it's no doubt evolution has done much in the way of good. But what is "good" as we know it these days? We could all give ourselves goddamn brain cancer for all we know, blow ourselves up in the long run, before the science of nature even gets to us...
(Or is it the nature of science? Either way, it's one of them that's gonna say it's time to go)
I think my point here is I see things getting too strange too fast, and at the same time on the way to achieving what only seemed the wildest dreams to previous generations (all part of that strangeness). Thus, my conclusion is that we walk blindly into this headset hooked, GPS fiber-optic dog future, yet advancing at an amazingly rapid rate too fast to even keep up with.....
So wtf are the clowns ten years from now, laughing at the "in-advanced" way we're living in the present going to be/look like? And who was the asshole to run out in leggings, giant plastic jewelry & neon plastic sunglasses with a fn zebra purse like "OMG, you guys, we gotta bring this shit back!"
And who were the idiots to follow? If all your friends had sex with goats, would you?
So who had it right?........
Only time will tell...
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