Oh, the Irony!

It's like Nikolaus Otto being the first person to get hit by a car.

Or Ben Franklin dying in an electrical fire.

The inventor of the condom contracting HIV.

"The owner of Segway died on Sunday riding one of his company’s electric scooters off a cliff and into a river.
The 62-year-old millionaire Jimi Heselden crashed into the River Wharfe in Northern England while inspecting his North Yorkshire estate, according to multiple reports.

Read More" http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2010/09/segway-death/#ixzz10lGLrEsF

And just yesterday I was saying to Patty "Every one's gonna be rolling around on fn' Segways, etc."

Back up, buddy!  It's as if someone wanted to prove me wrong.

"You can't predict the future! See? *SMASH* What are we gonna be riding on now, smart ass?"

Well for one thing, now would be a good time for someone to start promoting Scooty-Puff Jr...

And considering this is never going to be a reality...

We need some alternatives, don't we.

Is this the end of the Segway as we know it? It's decline in a world driven by doubt & fear?

Now I wish I had patented the wild wacky action bike.