But maybe we can turn something kind of blah, but that can be cool, into something a lil more interesting.
Courtesy of McGriddle Pants
I gave in. I snagged a pumpkin off our porch & went the carving knives.
Not only that, I went & got some cookie cutters for "spooky cookies"
When insanity calls the shots, and Fall creeps up behind you & strangles you, forcing you to celebrate it, maybe out of the f-ing boredom of the seasons of doom & gloom.
And if I really wanted to be effective in creeping people out with cookies, they'd be better off decorated like so...
Not much creeps me out like Liza fucking Minnelli.
As far as the whole pumpkin thing goes, I need a lot of em', so I can really do pumpkins my way...
Sometimes you learn some interesting new things in a Google search.
Also, I think it's time for the urban dictionary to get with the program & add my term "Cuntpumpkin". I'm very proud of it.
And I take it these poor bastards didn't know what to carve.
Though, 10 points for being determined to make it interesting...
This is just fn' wrong. He's causing a scene out there on the front lawn.
Watermelon Woman's gonna call the cops on your coke-raging pumpkin ass.
I think I just completely fucked up random shit Tuesday by not being so random, considering I had mentioned the pumpkin thing in my last post. But the 360 I've taken on it is random enough for me.
My ass is planted here at least for the rest of this month. Might as well give in.
My ass is planted here at least for the rest of this month. Might as well give in.
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